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so at two in the morning (like 45 minutes ago) I was pulled over by two Edmond police officers while I was drunk, on adderall, etc. My friend in the passenger seat had drank two beers.
They thought I was completely sober and he was drunk and then thanked me for driving him home.
While under pressure I become this outgoing, manipulative, social prodigy able to read people and talk my way out of just about anything. I feel like I could make the Pope denounce Christianity if I was under enough pressure.
Usually I’m shy, hesitant, self-doubting, and generally a secluded introvert.
I am the most extraordinary human being in existence.
And you will break my back for all the burdens I lay upon it
But I will never blame you for those bees inside this bonnet
And my lungs will grow cancers
And my back it will grow achy
I will buy us an acre
Of some land in the city
We could live there together
Or I’ll live alone less happy
But I’ll live
UnfortunatelyBest
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I thought I saw James Harden but it was just a Muslim I think.
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